I tried to smoke ‘cause Paul McCartney smokes and Simon and Garfunkel smoke. So I got a pack of cigarettes and I’m like, “I’m gonna learn to smoke, man, screw this.” I was in L.A., and I walked up and down Venice Boulevard and I’m like, “Yeah, man,” and I’m letting it hang out of my mouth, you know? And then I got home and it stuck to my lip and I’m like, “Oh fuck!” I pulled it off and my lip ripped open.
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